Move Over Mc Crap
Maloney’s BOGO Is Back
Everyone in Anderson knows where the golden arches are. They know what they stand for and their kids do too. I guess they don’t know what fester Mc D’s really feeds you. It’s absolute crap, even with their signature special sauce. If dining on the fried congealed blood and bone marrow D grade beef they dish out is your idea of a decent lunch you can stop reading right here.
If you know it sucks but eat it anyway your just stupid. If you really don’t eat it much but still feed it to your kids your just an ass.
The smart people who know a good burger when they see one are across the street at Maloneys laughing at the fools in the drive thru line. You know why? Because Maloneys not only makes a mean grade A beef burger, topped anyway you like, served up with steaming hot fries but they give you a free one as well!
Every Tuesday from 11 am to 9 pm all dine in customers can order “Buy One Get One” burgers till they bust. That’s prime lunch and dinner hours! That’s a real deal people.
If you still think a dollar menu is a deal go for it. We need population control anyway.
If you want a big beef burger even grandma would be proud of it’s across the street.
